Saturday, June 20, 2009

Porn and Waffle Shops


I'm no expert on city building codes, but I agree with whomever okayed the zoning in North Miami Beach so that a porn shop can be built next to a waffle place. There's a brilliance behind such planning, I'm sure nothing gets people hungrier for waffles then a hard day's perusing of the aisles of a porn shop. Across the street was a curious "Oriental Massage" shop with blacked out windows. That can only mean good, wholesome things lie behind the blinking Open sign.

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